小喇叭瘋語錄
- 11 Nov 2016
美國新總統Donald Trump，選舉之前瘋言瘋語，選舉之後正常過正常，他裝瘋賣傻拿下了大量真心膠支持者的票，原來大部分都是為了演齣好戲，這個電視節目主持人也許比好多人想像的更聰明。
這支小喇叭人如其名，能吹出叫人亢奮的古怪聲調，只是當了總統就沒有了娛樂性，令人懷念他過去的精句，以下不妨重溫一些。
1. “You know, it really doesn’t matter what the media write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of ass.”
-Donald的確擁有一個年輕、漂亮的老婆。而他也日夜對此無比自豪。
2. “I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words.”
-對於大美國主義，近代總統是無出其右。
3. “When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists… And some, I assume, are good people.”
-如果你想知道歧視的定義，不用維基了。
4. “Our great African-American President hasn’t exactly had a positive impact on the thugs who are so happily and openly destroying Baltimore.”
-對於歧視其他種族，Donald可是非常全面的。
5. “All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me – consciously or unconsciously. That’s to be expected.”
-男人要有自信，這方面不用質疑Donald了。
6. “One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace. Good people don’t go into government.”
-他突然又自省了，相當難得。
7. “The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”
無咩事我返出去做嘢先。
8. “It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”
美國的美好，在於智障也可以選總統。
9. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
社工是不是應該去做一下家訪？
10. “I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.”
這句毒舌，是少數我覺得可以參考的。
11. “I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I’m more honest and my women are more beautiful.”
除了笑我不知道可以怎樣。
12. "The point is, you can never be too greedy."
由Donald口中說出來，份量尤其十足
13. "My IQ is one of the highest — and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure; it's not your fault."
多謝體諒。
題外話，也其實更值得大家花心思想想，網上一片呼聲說害怕Donald Trump當選總統，FB我的朋友群無論東西都幾乎一面倒地反對。說Hillary Clinton也不是甚麼好人這已經是老生常談，反而值得想想，為甚麼Trump貌似這麼多人討厭卻仍然得到黨和這麼多的民眾支持？
撇除純粹的歧視主義者外，Trump宣傳行使的一些保護主義，其實在當前美國經濟的環境下，確是有一定的有利可能性。事實上美國不是獨裁國家，一個總統自己內心即使有多瘋狂，法案仍然得經議會通過才可行。Trump所論述的那些歧視法案，或是邊界主張，能否真的實行我非常有保留，然而他的態度是以保護美國本土人民利益為前題這方針，相比起Clinton仍然傾向擔當世界英雄的路線，前者似乎更合符國民此刻期望。
人終歸是自私的，Trump的存在，印證了這批願意赤裸裸地表態希望維護自己利益的族群，以美國人真正的內心傾向而言，可謂合情合理。
當然，最後也是最重要的論點是，其實這是美國總統選舉，我沒有票，選不選、誰當選都不是我可以管的事。只不過，早陣子的香港選舉你有沒有投票？如果沒有，那你就連談論都沒甚麼資格，完。
